ALEX~DARLING
WHOMP WHOMP
Carrd for the INFAMOUS, GLORIOUS, Alex~Darling! A ripping account that could gladly give less than a fuck about you! We would like to kindly remind you that on this occasion, your requests can go into the shredder suggestion box! If you're looking to join the crew, we'll be soon opening a place to request! Have a very nice day, keep your friends close, and your enemies ever so slightly closer! Don't be afraid, our friends get the benefit of not being ripped sometimes!
( Written by M, The Lunatic, Best Boy )
Rules
No Anti Rip! If you're heavily against ripping, why are you this far in anyways? You saw the title page! And if you didn't, then again, why are you here? No point reading the rules if you're just using this to find evidence of who we are! Spoiler: You won't find any! Don't be a creep, man! (Even tho we're all mostly 18+, still! Keep your eyes to yourself, some of the members are minors!)
No Beggers! If you come up to us and start begging for your avatars to be down, or you start yellin' even when you're talking to the wrong person, you're getting a temp block pal! If you come about your avatars, have respect and we might consider it! Might. Either way, we could care less! If we like the avatar, we're taking it! If you beg and we weren't spread it before, we are now!~
No NSFW! Oi! What did I say in rule one! Some of these members are minors and you have no right sexualizing them or even the adult members! We're heavily uncomfortable with it and any advances, implications, etc, will result in an instant unfriend + block!
Can't Join Yet! Just because you know us doesn't mean you can just join the account or know who we are! That's incredibly disrespectful and we won't want to be friends with you!
Inspector Gadget, Is That You!? Yeah, thats right! Don't go looking for who we are! We all use VPN's, and we could give less than a few shits if you want to know more about us! Heres a clue for those REALLYYYY desperate: Most of us are roommates in an apartment complex! Now buzz off!
Whomp Whomp Most of us don't care about your personal life, or what you have to do to keep a living, we just want our avatars. If you ask and give a good reason, maybe we'll reupload to a personal, but thats a big maybe. And if we don't like you? Don't even try! You'll just get met with silence or a "WHOMP WHOMP". I mean that, K does it a lot.
Hungry For More? Want us to rip an avatar FOR YOU? Give us a reason! We'll probably do it if we like the avatar, and you'll be the first to get it! We'll even add what you want onto it, but if we rip an avatar for you and you FUCK US OVER or just unfriend us afterwards? Deleted! We'll reupload as a personal all for ourselves. Want credit after you ever so not politely fucked off? No, I don't think we will. Refer to suggestion box.
Members
THE BACKBONE OF THE ACCOUNT
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The Manager Of Alex~DarlingFULL NAME Yoshi
ALIAS "The Brains"
PRONOUNS He/They
ACCOUNT ROLES Socialist, Account Upkeep
SHORT INTRO The Manager of the account, for all you karens. He's basically the say so for anything. Y is basically at the center of it all, and is the primary force running the account. And before you can ask, no, they will not blacklist your avatars just because you said "pLEasE AnD ThaAnk YoU".
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The Co-Manager Of Alex~DarlingFULL NAME Zed
ALIAS "The Brawn"
PRONOUNS Any/All
ACCOUNT ROLES Account Upkeep, User Control
SHORT INTRO The Co-Manager! Typically their not active on the account itself, tending to stay on discord and settle the disputes that the members have COUGH K AND S COUGH COUGH. If something's going down, they know about it, weither you think they do or not.
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The Gatekeeper Of Alex~DarlingFULL NAME Sasha
ALIAS "The Tutorial"
PRONOUNS She/They
ACCOUNT ROLES Experienced Ripper, Socialist, Blender Work, Texture Work
SHORT INTRO S is the Yes and No to who's friended and blocked. Got unfriended? Blocked? The decision to friend you back and/or unblock you goes to S. Also she doesn't really care about what you do to her, but she does care about the rest of the members.
K
The Face Of Alex~DarlingFULL NAME Kaede
ALIAS "The Guard Dog"
PRONOUNS They/Them
ACCOUNT ROLES File Ripper, Socialist, User Control
SHORT INTRO K is 19, nonbinary Arospec lesbian. Aka, don't make moves on them creeps. "Worst thing she can say is no", sure buddy, whatever you like to believe. K has also made their own carrd!
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BEHIND THE SCENES
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The Negotiator Of Alex~DarlingFULL NAME Malachi
ALIAS "The Coder"
PRONOUNS It/It's
ACCOUNT ROLES Socialist, Idealist, Texture Work
SHORT INTRO IT'S MY TURN! I'm the Negotiator of the account! I'm the one who sets up meetings and attends them, unless specified otherwise! Have a problem? Contact me! I'm open for anything 24/7! Do remember I have work and college so don't be sad if a member says I'm not available!
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The Artist Of Alex~DarlingFULL NAME Xander
ALIAS "The Autistic"
PRONOUNS He/They
ACCOUNT ROLES Texture Work, Icon Work, Idealist
SHORT INTRO The autistic child. The sensory of the account and the main guy that keeps all the vibes up! It's always fun with X is around, even if they can't speak on the account! (Unless any of us lends them our pc.) They're also the artist for any icons that show up on avatars! "X is the local crybitic insomniac" -K
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The Dead Man Of Alex~DarlingFULL NAME Griffin
ALIAS "The Newbie"
PRONOUNS He/It
ACCOUNT ROLES Socialist, Account Upkeep
SHORT INTRO Dead man. Typically not active on the account due to irl stuff, more of an online part of the account than irl. They're fairly nice even if they have a bit of a pessimistic mood.
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A Future Member Of Alex~DarlingFULL NAME N/A
ALIAS "The Non-Existant"
PRONOUNS Not/Here
ACCOUNT ROLES N/A
SHORT INTRO Here's where their future intro will go!
Taglines
Soon there will be a link here to a request form to join Alex Darling!
Don't be sad if you don't get accepted, because frankly we don't care!
Also don't beg.
You won't get in.